Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Style Icon: Dita von Teese (and Evan Rachel Wood is lame)

Okay, so how much do I love everything she wears? A whole lot. I excuse the freaky marriage to Marilyn Manson (even though it kind of made sense), and any other craziness that might be lurking in her mind, because she is committed. Seriously though, think about how long it must take her to get dressed in the morning. She took a look and was like, "this is going to be me, everyday, extra fabulous". She is also in fact a diminutive 5'3" and models... yay for short people! Blah blah blah I love her and this is why:

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Ew... girl you can do better then THAT thing...

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In Marchesa

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In head to toe Dior

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ooo! purist!

So, this is what you get when 'tard blonde girls try and jack your perfectly referenced historical style:

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come hither? i'd rather not, thanks...

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"prom sucks... lets go listen to some.. uh... manson.."

I'm kind of a history nerd, so I love fashion that represents some era from the past. Wood is like that girl in class that talks about the 50s as polka dot Grease and pouf dresses, and Dita raises her hand and is all "not really, there was a lot of repression within suburbia and McCarthyism scared progressive liberals and the economy was running on false credit... and thats why I wear pencil skirts better then you".

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love the way you made fun of wood. she's soo retarded copying dita and stuff its lame. but hahah i loved the way you made the class story.

Anonymous said...

haha look at mansons face in that picture! oh manson manson ur so cute and silly ...

btw i hopw u read about the jordan/katie price insult. she called dita 'rank' after she posed for playboy. u should post about that!

<3 dita 4EVA

Anonymous said...

O mY gOd mANSOn!! wELL i tHiNk ThE two GIrLs ARE sImIlar bUT WeLl I tHInK ToO Evan RacHel WAs CoPYing HeR STyle ThIS Is nOt GOOd, HeR fAcE iS MoRE iNocEnT tHan diTA Is thE uniQUE DIfErEncE beCaUsE WoOd Is a reTArDED copyiNg DiTa.

Amanda said...

Me and Friend predicted the whoel Rachel Wood Situation. She was going to use manson to get her name out there, dump me, and we will see the darkest side of manson we have ever seen.. Supposidly the new album is going to be really hard, harder than Anti-christ... Stupid skank.. but im excited for the new album though